Yes! Everyone who knows an iNtuitive should read this. OMG I find this hilarious because it's true. Especially the 'skip B' part.
Vegetarian intellectuals. If these geniuses saw the benefit from abstaining from meat in their diets, why wouldn't other people take notice and follow suit?
The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have...as much as them.