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Pathetic lives create pathetic lies. People who create drama are either jealous or unhappy with themselves.

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because it's easier to be alone on my own terms than constantly rejected for being myself

because it's easier to be alone on my own terms than constantly rejected for being myself

I already knew that my life is much more interesting than yours and I'm glad to see you can finally admit that fact, too!

What you're telling me, by stalking me and gossiping about me, is that my life is far more interesting than yours. No worries. I already knew that.

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Is that why your friends make fun of you because you don't own a home or anything for that matter. Then you have to have someone else stand up for you online saying "he's doing the best he can for his wife and boys" please. Selling your possessions in real life and pretending online to have everything makes you look even more pathetic.

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Ha ha does everything i do and goes everywhere I go ! Poor thang - but just so you know you cant keep up with me ;-)

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Ha ha does everything i do and goes everywhere I go ! Poor thang - but just so you know you cant keep up with me ;-)

Focus on the good ( ain't that the Truth... An even more disturbing they go so low as to hunt an stalk my family members, not even the super close ones, just anybody with obviously a open Facebook... I shouldn't have to earn my in-laws about some pyscho stalker... But on the plus side least my in-laws have some crazy person stalker story to laugh about at family barbeques. Lesson learned : Tell your family/family inlaws AND friends to make all their accounts private! #pricelessstalkerconvo

Focus on the good ( ain't that the Truth... An even more disturbing they go so low as to hunt an stalk my family members, not even the super close ones, just anybody with obviously a open Facebook... I shouldn't have to earn my in-laws about some pyscho stalker... But on the plus side least my in-laws have some crazy person stalker story to laugh about at family barbeques. Lesson learned : Tell your family/family inlaws AND friends to make all their accounts private! #pricelessstalkerconvo

Once again: no one ever seems to understand that the things that happen to them are due THEIR OWN karma. Nothing happens in a vacuum.

Once again: no one ever seems to understand that the things that happen to them are due THEIR OWN karma. Nothing happens in a vacuum.

Seems you have a bad case of immaturity. Here is a lifetime prescription of GROW THE FUCK UP!

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It's FUNNY how some people are nice to my face. It's HILARIOUS how some people talk crap behind my back. It's COMICAL that these people think I don't know!!

It's FUNNY how some people are nice to my face. It's HILARIOUS how some people talk crap behind my back. It's COMICAL that these people think I don't know!!

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