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You know what I like about people? ... Their pets. Someecards, Lol, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, What I Like About You, Ecards Funny, E Cards, True Stories, I Laughed
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You know what I like about people? ... Their pets.
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It is what it is....friendships/relationships are a 2-way street, and they're no fun if one person is doing all the work! I've cut many off in my day, including family members! Sorry, your loss not mine. Amazing Quotes, Cute Quotes, Great Quotes, Words Quotes, Wise Words, Quotes To Live By, Words Of Wisdom, Inspirational Quotes
It is what it is....friendships/relationships are a 2-way street, and they're no fun if one person is doing all the work! I've cut many off in my day, including family members! Sorry, your loss not mine.
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Meant to tell my husband, “Hope you had a good day at work” but it accidentally came out as, “Shit, you’re home again you miserable bastard”. | Snarkecards Do You Love Me?, I Love Him, Watching My Wife, Snarkecards, Believe, Dump A Day, Funny Cards
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Meant to tell my husband, “Hope you had a good day at work” but it accidentally came out as, “Shit, you’re home again you miserable bastard”. | Snarkecards
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The fact that I'm quiet around you isn't because I'm shy. It's because you bother me.
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You should know I take my sarcasm very seriously.
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This is me when I realize it is time to go home!
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Dear YouTube, It is pretty safe to assume We all want to 'Skip The Ad'
Seriously....
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And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, "Honey, it's Monday...don't even play.."
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Everytime I get over my hate for you in work, you do something new that makes me want to push you in front of a bus.
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.
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Lifes A Bitch Birthday Greeting Card by NobleWorks. $2.95. Do you need to send someone a funny card? Do your friends love funny jokes? NobleWorks is your Humor Company! In business for over 30 years, NobleWorks is always publishing funny birthday cards, funny Christmas cards, naughty birthday greetings, naughty holiday cards, and funny cards for all occasions. NobleWorks is a print-on-demand company, printing only what you order. Noble Works is dedicated to reducing waste...
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paybacks are hell!
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When you're talking to The Plastics
When you're talking to The Plastics | 28 Daria Quotes For Any Situation
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. Hilarious Memes, Snarky, Keep To Myself, Funny
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
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It's so cute that you think you can tell me what to do. No.
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Coz it should be me hating you remember? But I've long forgiven you, only I haven't forgotten, now because of this what you expect me to welcome you with open arms? Please, DON'T push it. #drama #scene #people #girl #spectacle #my #life #attitude #peace
I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you're speaking to me. Yes. I admit this happens to me on a regular basis. Misspelled Words, It's A Good Life, Blues, Pet Peeves
I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you're speaking to me. Yes. I admit this happens to me on a regular basis.
Oh sweetie, I don't hate you. That would require effort and you're so not worth any effort. Sarcasm Humor, How I Feel, Sweetie, Have Time
Oh sweetie, I don't hate you. That would require effort and you're so not worth any effort.