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An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts “Father forgive me for I have sinned. During the war I hid a young Jewish girl in my cellar”.“That was a wonderful thing you did .. #funny, #joke, #humor

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency... ... looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful... Funny Jokes And Riddles, Some Funny Jokes, Hilarious, Short Jokes, Work Quotes Funny, School Quotes Funny, Pediatric Care, Fart Humor, Adoption Agencies

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A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency... ... looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful...

A little boy is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. "MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!" Well, needless to say, the mother is... Clean Funny Jokes, Mom Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Clean Humor, High Jokes

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Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball –...

A little boy is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. "MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!" Well, needless to say, the mother is...

A coach is looking after a young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is... Dad Jokes, Hilarious Jokes, Stupid Jokes, Ice Hockey Teams, Hockey Players, Hockey Mom

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A coach is looking after a young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is...

Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present! Bless you, and thank you. Your deeply loving, Emily. Dec 26 Beloved Edward, The two turtle doves arrived this... Christmas Jokes, Xmas Jokes, Christmas Sayings, Christmas Ideas, Funny Thank You, Human Body Parts

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Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present! Bless you, and thank you. Your deeply loving, Emily. Dec 26 Beloved Edward, The two turtle doves arrived this...

Carl and Suzanne had been married for almost 45 years. Lovely couple, but Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne. Every morning, before getting out of bed, Carl would let out this thunderous, paint peeling fart. Poor Suzanne would just cringe. Over the years she had... Funny Fart Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes, Funny Humor, Redneck Humor, Jokes

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Carl and Suzanne had been married for almost 45 years. Lovely couple, but Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne. Every morning, before getting out of bed, Carl would let out this thunderous, paint peeling fart. Poor Suzanne would just cringe. Over the years she had...

Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise. "Good morning, Comrade Sun." he says. "Good morning, Comrade Stalin." the sun replies. Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to the NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade... Cartoon Jokes, 6th Grade Science, Good Morning Funny, See The Sun, Joke Of The Day, Kremlin, Smart Ass

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Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise. "Good morning, Comrade Sun." he says. "Good morning, Comrade Stalin." the sun replies. Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to the NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade...

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land. The leader of the captors said, "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish." The Englishman responds, "I'd like... Funny Irish Jokes, Short Jokes Funny, Long Jokes, Text Jokes

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An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land. The leader of the captors said, "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish." The Englishman responds, "I'd like...

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my... Good Clean Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, Funny Work

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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my...

After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided... ... they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me'n my cousin dun want no more kids." The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was... Funny Riddles, Funny Pics, Funny Pictures, Pandas

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After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided... ... they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me'n my cousin dun want no more kids." The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was...

A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer... ... for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day. The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Tommy replied, "Well, then... Funny Memes, Funny Things

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A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer... ... for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day. The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Tommy replied, "Well, then...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn’t need any trouble here. The guy says, “You don’t understand. I’m very hi-tech. I... Old School Quotes, School Jokes, Bar Jokes

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A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn’t need any trouble here. The guy says, “You don’t understand. I’m very hi-tech. I...