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LOL! This is totally snarky but it really did make me laugh out loud.

This is the list of who asked for your opinion ___________________.

Oh Earl! Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me!  Death not Divorce... Because you don't just want half. - Maryann & Wanda.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

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Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have succeeded in getting on every single one of them.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good."

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

I hate it when people say "everything happens for a reason"...no shite, it's called life. That's what life is, a series of happenings.

Darn right I'm a Bitter Infertile! - Page 42

Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

I'll help ya with that and maybe a little more, but you're all talk and barely weigh more than 100lbs..

Funny Confession Ecard: Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair. - Too funny!

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

so true it's almost not funny...almost

I almost died laughing

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

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