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Valentines.

roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

@ alicia m... We in?!?   Anti-Valentine's Day Ex-Voodoo Doll Game

Anti-Valentine's Day Ex-Voodoo Doll Game (this one's not ok for yr olds, but we could make our own version with a Ken doll) FUNNY!

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate

Anti valentine's cookies

As our coupled friends celebrate that mushy, heart-y February 14 “holiday”, the rest of us celebrate Single Awareness Day (S. We encourage giving gifts to yourself or your other single friends to celebrate S.

Valentine's Day

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate So very inappropriate --- satan IS the fallen angel (archangel) lucifer

Doorbell broken. Yell ding dong really loud. ^

Doorbell broken. Yell ding dong really loud.

I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

Lmao. Only when with my mom...till she calls me out on the bullshit.

Check this out

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Drunk much?

Hakuna Ma' Vodka: It means no memory for the rest of your day. The Lion King meets drinking. Things for a laugh.

How guys feel about me. 12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate

Warning labels...there's always one that has to make it obvious.

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

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