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I'm retired!

I once gave this super drunk girl a cup of vodka and told her it was water. It was midnight, handle your shit lady!

Hilarious meme from the house of funny

I'm just going to put an 'Out of Order' sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day". funny quotes about living with chronic illness / fibro/ BRAIN FOG / / lupus

Angelic.

Angelic.

This is just funny should read "A" half naked man for me.

#hangover #naturesgrounding

Hangovers, nature's way of grounding you as an adult.

I'm too...

My 4 moods

Coming to a gas station near you!

I'm Pretty Much On Tour

Coming to a gas station near you!

Napping

I take that risk everyday

Why hasn't one of these Pinterest chicks...  Lol!

A wine cellar rack allows any wine enthusiast to achieve a professional wine cellar in the comfort of their own home. Normally, wine cellar racks are wall

I totally do this! My students are starting to think that I'm some sort of high five perfectionist - haha!

My students are starting to think that I'm some sort of high five perfectionist - haha! We redo high fives because we have to make up for slapping each other.

That would totally be me.

Um excuse me I’m not lying , when I get up there ima scream it loud and clear ofcource I do 😂! My makeup is probably going to be a mess of how much I’m gonna cry up there

#miscarriage

Gotta remember this. gotta remember this. gotta remember this.

i do it all the time

Random Facts More Facts on Psychofacts :)- oh good! i'm a freaking genius!

Haaaa!

Dear Cell Phone Companies, Please invent an "unsend my text" option.

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