This reminds me of a routine about the illuminati that my brother's friend did. I can't remember it exactly, but it involved the phrase: "...and you know what else comes from Spain? Spanish dogs. And Spanish dogs have families, and families can have 3 people, and there are 3 sides on a triangle..."
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Of course, "A" Historic. Looks like mainstream US education system is showing signs of strains. But, that's fine. The more important question being: Which country will America Destroy next? Fighting - Brave, Strong, Leadership, Justice, Freedom :)
Your mom made it #4 before all this sweetness made my cry :) How far down the list can you get before your heart melts?