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"My sister is a lesbian and I'm gay but our parents are very conservative, so she 'dates' my bf and I 'date' her gf, so if they stay over, they stay in opposite rooms, but jokes on my parents."

"My sister is a lesbian and I'm gay but our parents are very conservative, so she 'dates' my bf and I 'date' her gf, so if they stay over, they stay in opposite rooms, but jokes on my parents." I love this except for the parents part.

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I WANT PARENTS LIKE THAT OH MY GOD I haven't even come out to my parents yet they said they'd be "heartbroken" if one of their children were gay so fuckit this shit will never happen to me.<------ im bi im pretty sure so same with the parents thing.