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I'm a young high school teacher. Went on a date to a restaurant and a whole bunch of my students were sitting across from me. They kept looking over, smiling, and giving me the thumbs up. Awkward

I'm a young high school teacher. Went on a date to a restaurant and a whole bunch of my students were sitting across from me. They kept looking over, smiling, and giving me the thumbs up. Awkward

Anchorman gets you places…

Anchorman gets you places…

"Found one of those people you hear about in a math problem"

"Found one of those people you hear about in a math problem"

I'm a cashier. A man came up to my register once with tampons, pads, and chocolate, looked me dead in the eye and said "I have three daughters. It's shark week."

I'm a cashier. A man came up to my register once with tampons, pads, and chocolate, looked me dead in the eye and said "I have three daughters. It's shark week."

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Oh no lmao

Oh no lmao

A guy asked my cat's permission to date me, he doesn't know I overheard him talking to my cat. But hearing it made me like him more,  he is as crazy as me

A guy asked my cat's permission to date me, he doesn't know I overheard him talking to my cat. But hearing it made me like him more, he is as crazy as me

"I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I'm hilarious."

"I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I'm hilarious."

I've actually seen the video for this on YouTube, it's fantastic!<<<I'll have to watch that

I've actually seen the video for this on YouTube, it's fantastic!<<<I'll have to watch that