Can't say that I entirely agree, but it is still funny...
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Leather Bracer with Throwing Knives by OwlVsOctopus on Etsy *Knives only on under side and blended in as much as possible so as to go unnoticed
Kiku Matsuda Hurricane Special
Miller Bros. Blades Jungle Sword. This model is available in Z-Wear PM, CPM 3V, CPM S35VN, Z-Tuff PM and 5160 steels Miller Bros. Blades Custom Handmade Knives, Swords & Tomahawks.
Jericoh Blade Works Mammoth Mk XIV. Passionate pursuit of drool worthy amazing gear. Ultimate armory of quality knives, EDC, firearms, weapons, gadgets, fashion items & toys for the grown up @aegisgears
Miller Bros. Blades Compact Wakizashi. This model is available in Z-Wear PM, CPM 3V, and 5160 steels Miller Bros. Blades Custom Handmade Knives, Swords & Tomahawks.
Karambit - Sage Blades
Behring Knives Technical Wraith Fixed Blade
Irony is not a song, Littlefinger. Jon Snow will end you. Game of Thrones (s7, ep2 "Stormborn") funny meme