I don't like the end with the tiger cause that's sad as hell, but the rest is really funny.
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Maybe I can make a printed invite like this to all the RSVPs who can't make it - namely Grandad Harry, nana rose, Aunty Kelly, Paul and maybe Shane and have a Skype system set up so they can celebrate from afar. I could even ask Cherie and Eden to deliver it to them with a bottle of bubbles/sparkling grape juice so they can 'join in' :) Because $2800 for their flights is out of our budget!!