Everyone is like- that's a beautiful place to read a book. yeh right I would get to some moment in the book that calls for a sad/happy/scared/ridiculous reaction and end up in the water. and books are waterproof so that would be a sad ending
"Unfortunately Monday's events reflected poorly on my character, and trust me when I say that in normal cases I exhibit much more elegance." Spencer said smoothly. I coughed." "Yea, sorry I just go some bullshît stuck in my throat.