Last year, we may or may not have ruined your childhood with this list 10 Bizarre Kiddie Cartoon Conspiracy Theories. But people are resilient, and the capacity for the denizens of the Internet to churn out more conspiracy theories is endless.
Spirited Away: Listen, Haku. I don't remember it, but my mom told Once, when I was little, I fell into a river. She said they'd drained it and built things on top. But I've just remembered. The river was Its name was the Kohaku River. Your real name is K