This is hilarious! Some guy went to Starbucks and when the cashier asked for his name; he says with a very calm voice, "Lord Voldemort". This is what his cup said when he got it. Clearly someone has a sense of humor. =D Gotta love Harry Potter!
Do not let this bottle serve you as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect. Funny Wine Ex Quote