I have a feeling that this is what would happen in real life. Like, Harry being really nervous, so he just whips it out. And Draco is all like ''Really? Thats how you propose to someone? Turn around and try again, bitch.
The Marauders and baby Harry This kinda made me sad because it starts with Harry at age This could have happened if not for Voldemort. And then Remus is in the corner with Lily reading a book and trying not to be too amused with the scene
Just imagine them screaming this through the Great Hall (the Gryffindor and Slytherin tables are at the sides of the walls in the books, so they literally made such an effort to piss each other off in the hall)
I've actually read a fic with something like this in it, I think it was called white lies but I can't remember who wrote it<-- white lies was written by Cassis Luna. It's about a lie detector potion, though