Humans - the space orcs

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Lj” TIL Iants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogsª cats and it has a renounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders. via reddit.com Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine“ Safe at last Humans: (“Lb”) Why are we like this.... [a one-for-aII-plus-ultra the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of waterjust bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind % Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS. Humans: oh my god this burns so good - iFunny
Oh wow, phone battery at 100%! Good job!
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If it's Terran-forged, it will definitely kill who you want it to. We go a little overboard in that department