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One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar... Funny Jokes, Funny Memes, Humour, Outfits, Bad Puns, Dirty Jokes, Sick Humor, Clean Jokes, Really Funny
Big sweaty woman walks into bar
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar...
a man is riding an animal through the desert on a donkey he is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a lot of fruit
A man is riding desert on a donkey
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey....
a cartoon depicting two men in robes talking to each other, with the caption that reads
3 nuns die at the same time
In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front.....
a woman and man are talking to each other in front of a store counter with the words lady walks into a fancy jewelry store, she browses around
A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store
A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond...
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.... Disney, Illustrators, Tattoos, Car, Funny Jok, How Did It Go, Video Game Development
A man ordered a voice automated car
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error....
a man and woman talking to each other in front of a sign that says,
A middle aged guy
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike...
an image of two cartoon characters with the caption saying,'she phones her husband at work, dan do you have time for a chat?
Sue phones her husband
Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?”
an old woman holding a bowl with the caption'when a customer left his cell phone in my store, i scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at mom and pushed send
Just women things…
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed....
a farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting bored
A farmer is sitting in bar
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer
two men sitting at a table talking to each other with the caption that reads, two
Upset wife
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.😂😂
a doctor saying that he is not happy about his wife's health and life
Doctor I have an embarrassing mating problem
A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing mating problem” The doctor says “Tell me about your personal bed life, “The man says “Well, first thing in the morning, the wife and I have a quick ‘morning glory’. Then I go to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary gives me a […]
two women talking to each other with the caption that says, there are three moms
Three moms Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, and […]
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots […] Shirts, Nice, Hunt, Hunter, Bear, Woods
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots […]
an old man and woman holding hands with the caption that says, i don't
A priest gives favor to a very distinguished lady in plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for […]
two men standing next to each other in front of a sign that says, it's 1971 and bob goes to pick up his date, peggy sue
Bob goes to pick up his date
It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bob what they’re planning to do on the date. Bob politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father suggests, “Why […]