Wife jokes

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped h.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower...

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This […]

Husband-wife jokes that will make you LOL for days! One of them is: My wife and I had a very happy twenty years. After that, we met.

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.

They decided on the word “typewriter.” One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child told her...

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...

A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband. – A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days When she returns and enters the house she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry Upon her entry to the room however she finds a pair of panties on the floor that do not belong to her

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you