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Subversive Cross Stitch

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MATURE: Bad Ass Motherfucker funny cross stitch pattern PDF digital download

"HAVE FAITH IN THYSELF FOR THOU ART A BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER" Your instant PDF download includes: Pattern Floss chart, stitch counts and finished sizes Full-color reference image Intro to Cross Stitch Instructions ***Patterns and Kits are for personal use only.*** Available as a kit. Convo for a kit pricing.

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What You Just Said - pattern modern funny witty subversive cross stitch instant download

What You Just Said ***This is an instantly downloadable PDF file of a cross stitch pattern*** Stitched on 14 count Aida fabric Stitch count: 76w by 76h Size: Approximately 6x6" DMC colors: 6 Shown in preview photo in 8 inch hoop An ode to an Adam Sandler classic. Academic decathalons, and school in general, not your thing? Are swans always looking at you despite explicit instructions not to? Show your love for a classic comedy film with this cross stitch pattern. The text of this pattern is all backstitching, so I would recommend it to intermediate level stitchers (or ambitious beginners that want some practice). I used two strands for the backstitching in the project, though one strand would likely be just fine as well. Please do not post pictures of the pattern chart. Purchased patterns are for personal use only and should not be redistributed. All purchases for PDF files are final. Pattern copyright by Jodi Bryant

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Subversive Cross Stitch - Rude Cross Stitch - Subversive Quote - Snarky Cross Stitch - Funny Wall Art - Relationship Quote - Modern Border

This subversive cross stitch tells it like it really is! I worship the ground that awaits your grave. Details: Fabric:Aida 14 count, white 123w x 50h stitches Size: 8-3/4w x 3-1/2h inches Colors: 8 DMC Pattern comes with both symbol and stitches sheets you can choose from, along with the DMC floss colors and stitch descriptions. This is an instant PDF (adobe reader) download, no kits or materials will be sent to you. There are no refunds on instant download patterns. This is an original design and should not be redistributed in any format. For personal use only. Please contact me with any questions or concerns, I will be happy to address them!

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Grandpa In my day we worked 3 times as hard Funny cross stitch pattern pdf download subversive

Grandpa In my day we worked 3 as hard Funny cross stitch pattern pdf download subversive This cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 1 Size 6.7x3.7 in. @ 18.0 h.p.i Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

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I’ve reached that age where my brain has gone from “You probably shouldn’t say that” To “Fuck it funny cross stitch xstitch pattern

I’ve reached that age where my brain has gone from “You probably shouldn’t say that.” To “Fuck it, let’s see whats cross stitch pattern This cute cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 21 Size 8.8 x 7.8in. 18ct aida Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced This pattern uses backstitch and half stitches All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

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7.7 Billion People in the world and you let the opinion of 1 fucknut mess up Cross counted stitch xstitch pattern funny

7.7 Billion People in the world and you let the opinion of 1 fucknut mess up cross stitch pattern This cute cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 19 Size 8.2 x 5.6 in. @ 18.0 aida Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

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The Spirited Animals Collection - Peacock & Fig

The Spirited Animals Collection will help remind you that life can be magical and fun! These cross stitch patterns will add sass and glamour to your life!

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Employees must stop crying before returning to work - Office Funny Subversive Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant Download

Employees must stop crying... This would work well in the employee bathroom or break room, it is quick and easy and will get you come laughs. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 120x140 stitches will run shy of 10x8and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame or a hoop. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

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