Science Jokes

20 Cheesy Science Jokes for the Classroom. Teaching science can get pretty heavy, and result in students having brain cramps. Try taking a break in your lesson, and share some of these great science jokes with your students. #teaching #teacher #classroom

Let’s face it, science is a complicated matter. When it comes to subjects like physics, chemistry, or biology, you often feel confused by the mass of the topics. Flipping through textbooks makes the velocity of your thoughts as rapid as light. Hearing terms you can’t even begin to comprehend — you can almost feel the electricity in the air, can't you? Well, fear not! Even if the scientific world can seem like very serious business, there’s plenty of entertainment, too.

Let’s face it, science is a complicated matter. When it comes to subjects like physics, chemistry, or biology, you often feel confused by the mass of the topics. Flipping through textbooks makes the velocity of your thoughts as rapid as light. Hearing terms you can’t even begin to comprehend — you can almost feel the electricity in the air, can't you? Well, fear not! Even if the scientific world can seem like very serious business, there’s plenty of entertainment, too.

“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...

The Facebook page 'Science Memes' is a fun and engaging online project that blends numbers and equations with pop culture references, wordplay, and relatable real-life scenarios.

If you’re a fan of Bill Nye the Science Guy and spent your weekends making volcano experiments as a child, chances are you still have a love for all things scientific. But even if you snored through all of your biology, chemistry and physics classes in school and need some convincing that science can actually be fun, we've got the perfect list to persuade you!

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Bella's Pov. "H-h-hey Alexander what's wrong!" I yelp trying to get out of his grip. It doesn't seem to work as he pulls me farther away from the guy I was giving directions to. "Alex stop what's wro-." My sentence gets cut off by a very angry Alexander. "Who is he and why were you talking to him" He all but growls out. Taking a step back might not have been my best choice since I got trapped by the wall. He takes that as an advantage and steps closer leaning down to look at me. I feel his…

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]