Paddy jokes

Paddy And Mick Were Both Laid Off. -

Paddy and Murphy meet at the supermarket and Paddy says, “Hey, man! How have you been?”“Oh, great,” says Murphy “I have recently bought an elephant.” #funny, #joke, #humor

Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...

Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat. –