I love my wife

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After 15 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movieShe said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time wi.. #story, #funny

My parents were married for 55 years. One morning, my mom was going downstairs to make dad breakfast, she had a heart attack and fell.My father picked her up as best he could and almost dragged her into the truck. At full speed, without respecting traffic lights, he drove her to the hospital.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:Dear Mrs. Harris ,

TO MY WIFE In my eyes, there is no one that can equal your beauty, no words can describe how much you mean to me. For all the times I forgot to thank you, for all the efforts you put into our marriage, for all the special things you do, I need to say I love you forever and always. I wish I could turn back time, I would find you sooner and love you longer. LOVE, YOUR HUSBAND

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One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...