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English/American comedian Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998).While growing up in New York City, he made his 1st appearance at an amateur night at 16. His father didn’t approve so he called the cops and had his son pulled off the stage, then sent him to vocational school.

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“I don’t mind the lies told about me, what worries me is the truth.” — Henny Youngman, Henny Youngman’s Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks #quote #HennyYoungman #Truth

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“If hard work is the key to success, I’d rather pick the lock.” — Henny Youngman, Henny Youngman’s Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks #HennyYoungman #Success #quote

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“Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.” — Henny Youngman, Henny Youngman’s Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks

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Mahatma Gandhi Each one prays to God