Funny greetings

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Signs have seriously evolved to give hilarious warnings we can’t stop laughing at. While some signs state the glaringly obvious, others barely make sense. But, one thing many of them have in …

Laugh, laugh, laugh, and go ahead laugh again. Here are 20 funny, hilarious quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...

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Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave you twenty dollars. And you paid five dollars to Kate, five dollars to Sally and five dollars to Linda. What would you have?

PRICES MAY VARY. INSIDE GREETING: "Hope you get what you really want for your birthday! Happy Birthday " COVER - Happy Birthday! Here's a gift card to "Becky's Belly Rubs." It's good for a one-hour belly rub! It's like you don't even know me. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes…

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