God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"God said, "Go down into that valley."Adam said, "What's a valley?"God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."
My wife came in the bathroom as I was getting dressed after my morning shower. I put my underwear on and pulled them up. Then I put my pants on and pulled them up and told her I had to park the old guy in the right spot. Now my […]