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Explore a collection of funky quotes that will bring a smile to your face and add a touch of uniqueness to your everyday life. Discover the perfect quote to express your individuality and inspire those around you.
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
Three brothers each marry a woman.   The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”   He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.   The second brother married... Funny Marriage Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, Wife Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Short Jokes Funny, Long Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, Hilarious Jokes, Funny Humor

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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Mable Mckee-Jaworski
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Life is crazy and hilarious, which explains why there's plenty of funny quotes about life out there. These inspirational quotes and funny sayings are great to use on all platforms of social media. Are you looking to add creativity to your Instagram captions? Use these 50 hilarious life quotes that will make your Instagram followers LOL.

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Claire Dunham