Dog rules

Good evening, sir, welcome to the residence of Monsieur Fido. May I take your coat? Please follow me. Sir will be with you in a minute, he is just finishing up his daily massage. May I offer you aperitifs? Do we have chicken and crackers? Yes, about that steak, it's for Monsieur Fido...he likes it rare and usually eats it fully. Recognize this conversation? You are thinking it has parallels with something very close to home. Allow us to break it to you: it IS about your home. Your dog rules…

Man's best friend may be at your side 24/7, but everyone knows who rules the house. "The Dog's Rules. Don't come home smelling of other dogs. Don't think you can leave a room without me. If you find it missing, I saw the cat take it. If you find something broken, it happened while I was sleeping, Don't move me while sleeping in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge. If it lands on the floor, it's mine. If your friend's dog has one, I want one bigger. What happens at the dog…

8.5" x 16" Dog Rules Sign is a wooden sign with a black print and unfinished sides. It comes with two keyhole slots for wall display and it reads, "Dog Rules - chase after your dreams - wag more bark less - unleash your potential - paws to enjoy life - love unconditionally - always faithful - be brave no matter what your size - sniff out opportunities - nap often - dig life" in white text and it is accented by paw print and dog bone accents. Measures 16" high by 8.5" wide by .75" deep. Made…