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A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.   “I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.   “If he takes the money, he’ll be a... Humour, Parent Jokes Hilarious, Hilarious Clean Jokes, Funny Clean Humor, Jokes Hilarious Funny Humour Clean, Clean Funny Jokes Hilarious, Hilarious Jokes Laughing So Hard To Tell, Rasist Jokes Funny, Clean Humor Hilarious

“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the man and his wife hide...

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Chuck Turner
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These Best Dad Jokes come in a free printable version that you can use as lunch notes for kids, jokes for your husband's briefcase, or as part of a Father's Day gift idea. We have a funny collection of lame, punny, and clever jokes with Dad's stamp of approval.

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Melissa Thompson
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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