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Hilarious teacher sayings! Every teacher or future teacher needs to read these! I couldn't stop laughing :)

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I found a FaBuLouS LiNkY PaRtY and I couldn't wait to join... I am known to say some CraZy FuNNy things!!! the kids think it is a riot and thank goodness 4 out of 5 dentists recommend me or I would be in trouble!!! JUS SAY-N I have been working on some posters of MY "FAMOUS" sayings and this Linky kicked my keester into gear to finish them... (i was about to say made me get off my butt to finsh them...but I don't stand while on the computer) So here are my finished posters with some…

FREE: Please Pay Attention to Understand – 8x10" Classroom Poster

Please Pay Attention to Understand – 8x10" Classroom Poster

FREE: Please Pay Attention to Understand – 8x10" Classroom Poster

31 Faces Every Teacher Will Recognise

31 Faces Every Teacher Will Immediately Recognise

FINALLY THE WEEKEND... now I can catch up on all my marking.

No phones in class. Calm down, you're not that popular. | Chill Out Lemur

Chill Out Lemur - No phones in class. Calm down,…

No phones in class. Calm down, you're not that popular. - Chill Out Lemur

This classroom decorator=brilliant. 33 of the funniest teacher comebacks

33 Teachers Who Got The Last Laugh

BREAKING: Your teachers were funnier than you all along.

Goodbye Sign. See You Later Alligator. After While Crocodile. Subway Art. Teacher Decor. Children's Art. Classroom Decor. Teacher Sign.

Goodbye Sign. See You Later Alligator. After While Crocodile. Subway Art. Teacher Decor. Children's Art. Classroom Decor. Teacher Sign

Please read entire description before purchase :) Goodbye Sign: Perfect for the entryway, nursery, child's room, playroom, or classroom! Two versions included! OPTIONS: This high resolution instant download printable scales to print in the 8" x 12", 12" x 18", 16" x 24", 20" x 30", and 24" x 36" sizes. Both the black background version and the white background version are available with this download as shown. DELIVERY & PRINTING: Little Life Designs instant download printables are high…

Create independent learners:  1st - Stop and think and figure it out.  2nd - Ask a friend.  Create an anchor chart to help students understand how to solve their own problems.

1st Grade READER'S WORKSHOP Kick-Off: 20 Days+ to Launch Reader's Workshop

Would you like to try a workshop approach to teaching reading in your 1st grade classroom? This is the day-by-day, detailed guide that you need to help get started. Included are specific lesson plans to establish Managed Independent Learning (centers and workboard) and teach your students how to b...

Heard a teacher share something one of his high school English students said.  "I don't know why everyone thinks Shakespeare is so great – his writing is full of cliches."

Shakespearean Slam, Insults & Flattery Contests, for ANY Shakespeare Play, CCSS

(teacherspayteachers.com) If your students are like mine, they struggle with powers of 10. With this fast-paced game, students have fun practicing and mastering this tricky concept. Simply form your students into two teams and project this exciting game! The student who says the correct answer first gets the point.

Free Posters for the classroom--remember to look over these when I need something for the classroom.

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How in the world is it already mid August? I can't believe summer is over and it's already time to head back to school! I asked teacher friends on Facebook this week for some quotes they'd like to see on posters and they gave me some fabulous ones! I'll be posting a few each day for the next few days and you find them in a folder HERE in both PDF and JPG. I did each one in color and in black and white. {Be sure to click and download from the folder, the ones here are too small & will be…

Cookin' Up Fun With Middle School Math....Listen poster (for the classroom)

Inspirational Posters

I found these great posters/sayings on Pinterest. I have printed them on colored cardstock to hang in my room. Before You Speak: I created this in different ways. This is the one I am going to hang in my room. Idea from pinterest: http://pinterest.com/pin/248472104411933133/ I am also thinking about making smaller ones and laminating them. I will tape them on the corner of each desk. This poster is great in all aspects of our lives. Think how great it would be if people would actually THINK…

would you rather? I loved asking these questions to my boyfriend. It was so fun to hear his answers!

would you rather? I loved asking these questions

would you rather? I loved asking these questions to my boyfriend. It was so fun to hear his answers!

Just Keep Writing, Just Keep Writing regardless of it's just pictures or in a language we may not speak. Students should write to practice. Students should write to become better writers. They all have to start somewhere. It is also important that students read.

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10 Steps to becoming a better writer: Write. Write more. Write even more. Write even more than that. Write when you don’t want to. Write when you do. Write when you have something to say. Wri…

Problems with students using their phones when they shouldn't be?  How about this geeky idea for classroom poster?

25 Times The Internet Made "Star Wars" Hilarious

May the forced pun be with you.

It's been weeks since you uttered the words, "One, two, three ... eyes on me." | 26 Signs You're A Teacher On Summer Break

It's been weeks since you uttered the words, "One, two, three ... eyes on me."

It's been weeks since you uttered the words, "One, two, three ... eyes on me." | 26 Signs You're A Teacher On Summer Break

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15 Teacher Jokes So Cheesy We Want to Cry (But We Can't Because We Are Laughing So Hard)

15 Cheesy Teacher Jokes That Crack Us Up - WeAreTeachers

15 Teacher Jokes So Cheesy We Want to Cry (But We Can't Because We Are Laughing So Hard)