This is what I say to everyone and I get so annoyed when they don't Get it. I just think the magic kinda dies when they're around << You have two choices make him read the books or stop being friends with them
"Don't worry we'll ease into it and start small. Onto Japanese tentacle porn! And then cat videos, and then a combination of the two!" <Are we sure the tenticle porn should fit in before the cat videos? Also, there are tenticle porn cat videos?