One f*cking awesome sword. Look at this thing. Beast mode activate. Slice some heads off like a boss. Vlad the Impaler? Sounds like a bitch name to me. Come at me bro.
Konan sometimes suffocates them, Pein actully impales them, Kakuzu doesn't sell their souls to the devil, Itachi has an eye prowess but he does fight, and Kisame doesn't actually eat his enemies...... But, HEY, it's supposed to be funny!
Prince Charles is related to Vlad the Impaler - WTF fun facts - http://didyouknow.abafu.net/facts/prince-charles-is-related-to-vlad-the-impaler-wtf-fun-facts
Frozen - "It is at once her sanctuary and her prison."