Running Humor #41: It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole bag of chips.
Running Humor #184: When you still haven't pooped before your race.
Running Humor #156 The runner who finishes last is the one who gets the most value out of their entry fee.
Me on race day when I spot a photographer. "Oh just casually running"
Running Humor #22: I am never running again. Oh, look, a race! - Nemo
Running Humor #188: When a runner is in denial about an injury.
Only Runners Could Understand - Competitor Running
Bahahahaha I feel like this perfectly describes the Race to Robie!
Running Humor #189: Another non-runner just asked about my 5K marathon.
Doesn't matter how slow you go...