I really wish your mouth had a snooze button.
Sorry your online passwords are stronger than you'll ever be.
Fuck You & the Horse You Rode in on!!
I don't have a bucket list, but my fuckit list is a mile long.
Everything I like is illegal, immoral or Fatting. Todo lo que me gusta es ilegal, inmoral o engorda.
Sarcasm comes in only one flavor here, MINE.
This is tech support. How can I frustrate you even more today?
♂ luxury life bath with view
Authentic, quaint and historic, Penang just got a whole lot hipper with the highly anticipated Macalister Mansion hotel.