Best Teacher Ever. hahaha this is probably something I would do if I was a teacher, and u would just be like, "so not really feeling the hole teaching school thing, so im gonna teach you how to hav a life, plz leave and hav a nice day.
Military Kitten <-- you don't need guns or weapons! Just flash that cute little puddle of fur and all enemies shall be instantaneously cute-ified and rendered defenceless! Hopefully the kitten doesn't die