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Maybe this doesn't belong on my humor Board, but you know what they laugh because it's true. You should NEVER screw with another woman's husband or family. Noone likes a Fat UGLY DESPERATE Hog FREAK screwing with there life.


He’d taken her away, taken that beautiful tiny babe away. Clymene’s fists tightened and the tears dried from her eyes. He would die, she decided, and be taken to Tartarus for this.


Because sometimes friendships are more important. I adore Dorian, not in the same way that I adore Cullen, but sometimes I feel like I pay him more attention :) but I can't help it!