Funny Quotes About Marriage

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Funny marriage quote: My husband and I didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. All Quotes, Funny Quotes, Divorce Party, Best Man Speech, Marriage Humor, Know Who You Are, Love Can, Don't Give Up

Funny quotes about marriage

Funny marriage quote: My husband and I didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

funny marriage quote: "I told a friend I was getting married, and he said, 'Have you picked a date yet?' I said 'Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?' What a country! Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Isaiah 55, Divorce Party, Best Man Speech, Marriage Humor, Getting Married, Bring It On, Feelings

Funny quotes about marriage

funny marriage quote: "I told a friend I was getting married, and he said, 'Have you picked a date yet?' I said 'Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?' What a country!"

funny marriage quote: "I told a friend I was getting married, and he said, 'Have you picked a date yet?' I said 'Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?' What a country! Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Isaiah 55, Divorce Party, Best Man Speech, Marriage Humor, Getting Married, Bring It On, Feelings

Funny quotes about marriage

funny marriage quote: "I told a friend I was getting married, and he said, 'Have you picked a date yet?' I said 'Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?' What a country!"

Funny marriage quote: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Funny Marriage, Divorce Party, Best Man Speech, Peanuts, Getting Married, Funny Quotes, Feelings, Free, Funny Phrases

Funny quotes about marriage

Funny marriage quote: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

funny marriage quote: Always get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. Funny Marriage, Divorce Party, Best Man Speech, That Way, Got Married, Funny Quotes, Feelings, Funny Phrases, Funny Qoutes

Funny quotes about marriage

funny marriage quote: Always get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Funny marriage quote: My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. Funny Marriage, Divorce Party, Best Man Speech, I Am Happy, 20 Years, Funny Quotes, Feelings, Im Happy, Funny Phrases

Funny quotes about marriage

Funny marriage quote: My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

funny marriage quote: Nowadays, only the gay people get married in LA. Straight people don't bother any more. People Getting Married, Got Married, Funny Marriage, Divorce Party, Straight People, Best Man Speech, Funny Quotes, Gay, Feelings

Funny quotes about marriage

funny marriage quote: Nowadays, only the gay people get married in LA. Straight people don't bother any more.