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Wine doesn't make you fat, It makes you LEAN... Against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Wine doesnt make you fat, It makes you LEAN. Against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people.

English is a funny language

OXYMORON is a figure of speech in which two apparently contradictory terms appear together. Examples include a deafening silence, harmonious discord, an open secret, and the living dead. Oxymoron comes from a Greek word whose literal translation is 'point

I can't fall asleep at night, but in the morning when someone tries to get me up. I talk to them, and then I fall back asleep before my face hits the pillow. It's weird. I've freaked some people out.

They're taking a break from jumping on the bed..

"I can't feel a thing" "Are you serious? This is packing?" "We were taking a break!" "Jumping on the bed." -Joey, Monica and Chandler, Friends

A funny cartoon of Batman and Robin who are passing by a store with an ad on the door window telling that the store needs help. Of course Batman tells Robbin that they should help.