Did you know the oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve?
It really works --http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/
"Who else was a "smart kid" that was "going places" now just eat and cry a lot when people bring up the future"
I hate when people say you need alcohol to have fun. I don't need running shoes to run but it fucken helps.
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