some people need to be made aware of this...
Sometimes I think, 'Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat... and can't dance.
I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
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The good thing about a long distance relationship is that you get to tell people you have a boyfriend but youdon't have to shave every day
Lol. That's love
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