I caught my ex hyperventilating into a pair of my soiled boxer briefs when she thought she was alone.
"She whispered to me, 'We’re not alone in this house.’”
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What the fucking heck???
"I chugged rum from a horse dildo while many people watched."
“I turned my head to see a naked redhead girl about 25 emerge from the tent and proceed to embark on a series of morning stretches.”
“Someone had actually been living in their attic.”
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